|“||We know Elliot. You talk about that list more than you talk about your dream date with Anderson Cooper.||”|
— Yolanda to Elliot
|Young & Lesbian|
|Season 1, Episode 3|
|First Aired||July 9, 2014|
"Young & Ringless"
"Young & Pregnant"
Josh and Elliot are desperate to impress editor Logan Rawlings so that she will name Josh to an influential list in her magazine. But Logan is more taken with Gabi, leading Elliot to secretly set the two up on a date in the hopes of securing Josh's place on the list.
Episode SummaryThe episode starts out with Gabi telling Elliot that he should stop giving her his "you're totally gonna mess this up" stare and then Elliot replied that she should stop giving him her "I'm totally gonna mess this up" face. He also mentions how "important this is. Logan Rawlings is coming to dinner.
Later the next evening, Logan and Gabi go out for drinks. Gabi begins to try to make Josh look good by telling Logan about how great he is, but stops when Logan places a finger on her lips and then a hand on her thigh. Gabi then realizes that Logan thought it was an actual date, and asked her to go get drinks so that she (Gabi) could call Elliot, who explains the situation to her. Logan then returns with the drinks. Gabi frantically hints that she thinks they are moving to fast, and Logan responds by saying, "Done. We should just take sex off the table." Logan tries to kiss Gabi, but Gabi reveals that she is straight. Logan then starts to cry, feeling humiliated, and Gabi comforts her. Logan then tells Gabi that her girlfriend just broke up with her, without an explanation, that she isn't returning call or texts, and isn't even taking her things back. Gabi resolves to get Logan and her ex-girlfriend back together in return for getting Josh onto the 30 under 30 list.
At Gabi's apartment she started to tell Sofia what is she going to do to get Josh's onto the 30 under 30 list. Sofia told her what would she do for her boss and then also tells Gabi how glamorous her life is. Gabi asked Sofia if she looks hot and Sofia started to complicate. Gabi told her not to eat because she is gonna bring home some leftovers from the restaurant. Later at the restaurant, Gabi was impresed that Logan's ex worked at the Judy Green restaurant, as in Judy Green the famous chef, but then Logan told her that her ex is Judy Green. Gabi idolizes Judy Green so she thought that it was cool that Logan was dumped by her. Logan asked for her usual table. Gabi and Logan sat at the table and they tried to make Judy jealous. Gabi told Logan to take a selfie of themselves and post it on Twitter, with the caption #bestdateever with two dancing heart emojis. She did that and later at the apartment Josh was surprised that Gabi was on a date with Logan, but Elliot explained to him that it was the only way to get him on the list. Josh got mad and he ran to the restaurant to stop the date. Back at the restaurant Judy finally noticed Gabi and Logan. She came over and got mad at Logan. Right at that moment Josh came in the restaurant and he told Gabi that she does not need to pretend to be a lesbian. Judy was freaked out that she is not gay. But Gabi wanted to prove she was gay so she kissed Logan. Logan and Judy then started to argue and Judy left Logan. Logan was upset and she thanked Gabi sarcastically. Logan started to choke on a mint candy from the bill and Judy came and did the Heimlich maneuver on her and then they got back together. Gabi found out that that was Josh's plan. At the end Elliot showed to Josh that he got on the list. They hugged and were happy.
- Emily Osment as Gabi Diamond
- Jonathan Sadowski as Josh Kaminski
- Rex Lee as Elliot Park
- Aimee Carrero as Sofia Rodriguez
- Kym Whitley as Yolanda
- Creme Brulee
- 30 different perfect samples of San Francisco cuisine.
- Cinnamon Toast Tinis with Fresh Grated Cinnamon and ACTUAL Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Title & Production
- Filming for this episode started on May 5, 2014.
- Filming for this episode ended on May 9, 2014.
- The title means that Logan is a lesbian so that's why is Young & Lesbian
- Ashley Tisdale guest stars in this episode as Logan Rawlings.
- Gabi wants to drive Josh's Porche.
- Josh's age is revealed.
- Elliot's dream is to go on a date with Anderson Cooper.
- Yolanda is revealed to have tatoos.
- Josh and Elliot have their first fight.
- Gabi does everything to get Josh into the magazine.
- Jessica Lowdnes guest stars
- CM French (theme song)
Gabi: I can't believe your ex works at Judy Green's restaurant. She's like the coolest chef in San Francisco. I've been dying to come here.
Logan: My ex is Judy Green.
Gabi: What??? You've got dumbed by Judy Green that is so cool.
Logan: [to the waiter] My usual table.
Gabi. Oh, you're paying right? Becuase I can never afford to eat here.
Logan: I know. I saw your place when I picked you up.
Logan: God you smell good. What is it?
Gabi: Oh it's the September issue of Vogue. I just put it on the floor and roll around on it.
Logan: Haha, a natural blonde and a sense of humor. You're a dream. I'm so glad you wanted to go out.
Gabi: Are you kidding? I'm flattered. You're the most successful woman, I've ever been out with.
Elliot: Gabi my favorite chef how's going?
Gabi: Elliot, you set my up on a date with a woman? I'm not gay.
Elliot:I said that for myself for years.
Gabi: What were you thinking?
Elliot: Josh wasn't going to get on the list unless, you went on a date with Logan. She made that very clear.
Gabi: Why didn't you just tell me that from the start?
Elliot: If I would ask you to go on a lesbian date would you go?
Gabi: Listen, I didn't even know this was a date, until your hand was on my thigh.Though I probably should've realized that sooner, considering there's only women here.
Logan: This is one of the most humiliating moments of my life.
Gabi: Oh, man.
Logan, I feel terrible.
Promo & Sneak Peeks
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